Hi there! I see, that you successfully navigated your way to the doorstep of www.taxidave.com!
Glad you dropped in! Before entering the seventh level of Taxi Dave's cyber-diamond mind, a little instructional information about our website first... Remembering of course, that just as in the movie
the 'MATRIX', ... you must always follow the 'WHITE RABBIT' of your nonjudgmental intellect
and boundless, open-minded imagination, while viewing it!
*We're a FREE multimedia online entertainment magazine presentation, replete with pictures, stories, sights & sounds of the most important people I know... NAMELY, YOU; Caught candidly in the 'WILD'... through the eyes of a third person's nonjudgmental neutrality, from the vantage of my rearview mirror; I record your compromised drunken partying best fun on film and tape ... mostly, like a barrel of monkeys, completely out of control, and insanely swinging from the chandeliers, in my taxicab!
*Though, our website would generally be rated PG, there is, not withstanding, some brief frontal female nudity and adult sexual themes, stories, sounds, and language! So, parental discretion, for viewers under 18, is strongly advised.
*Okay, let's get started! I suppose, the first order of business would be to disclose the sheer awesome size of this website. With almost 200 pages of gnarly entertainment... including MP-3... sound files, and depending on the computer you're using to view us, and it's RAM and CPU capacity, it may take up to :30 seconds to load ... so, BE PATIENT, it's definitely worth the wait !!! (Also, if you read all the entertaining stories contained herein as well, it may take you over two and a half hours to peruse through all the pages of the magazine. So, it stands to reason you'll want to open it when you have ample uninterrupted free time to enjoy it, in its entirety... say, on a lazy Sunday morning when you're just hanging out at home, drinking coffee, and doing the laundry anyway.)
*The next order of business would be the actual computer you're using to view it. After several extensive beta tests online, our engineering and graphic design departments have found that ... YOU MUST USE A WINDOWS PC ... with your 'EXPLORER' browser ONLY, in order to view all the amazing dynamic HTML special effects! (If you use a Mac, and/or just any browser, 'OTHER' than Window's 'EXPLORER' ...YOU WILL DEFINITELY MISS HALF OF THE WEBSITE's VISUAL FUN!)
